DODGE LIFE

Neon arcade dodge-'em-up about surviving modern existence. Spam bots, thirst traps, and late-stage capitalism want you dead. Pick a fighter, dash through danger, draft absurd upgrades, and chase combos across 5 stages. Desktop + mobile. Free.

# SURVIVE MODERN EXISTENCE

**DODGE LIFE** is a fast, funny arcade dodge-'em-up about staying alive in the dumbest timeline.

You just graduated. Your bank says $47.23. The algorithm wants your soul, the OnlyFans models want your credit score, and your HR department wants to "hop on a quick call."

Dodge everything. Build absurd combos. Become unrecognizable.

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## 🎮 PICK YOUR FIGHTER

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| **CRYPTO CHAD** | RALLY — 3s invulnerability. Diamond hands, paper brain. |

| **HUSTLE BRO** | GRINDSET — kill everything on screen. Sigma grindset activated. |

| **THERAPY QUEEN** | BOUNDARIES — full heal. Your emotional support ult. |

| **DOOMSCROLLER** | DOOMSCROLL — slow all enemies. Screen time is a weapon. |

## ⚔️ WHAT'S TRYING TO KILL YOU

SPAM BOTS · BOOMERS · KARENS · WHALES · THE ALGORITHM · LOAN SHARKS ·

ONLYFANS · INFLUENCERS · GOLD DIGGERS · AI ARTISTS · HYROX BROS ·

+ a rotating cast of **stage bosses** with abs, crowns, and zero empathy.

## ✨ FEATURES

- Wave-based neon arcade survival with upgrade drafts

- 5 stages: The Streets → The Office → Social Media → The Deep Web → Capitalism

- Combo / near-miss scoring — style is the real meta

- Dash through danger (dash kills on contact)

- Run history + high score chase

- Desktop **and** mobile (virtual joystick + thumb buttons)

- Procedural art & audio — tiny download, instant play

## 🕹️ CONTROLS

**Desktop**

- `WASD` / arrows — move

- Mouse — optional chase (keyboard always wins)

- `SHIFT` — dash

- `SPACE` — ability

- `ESC` / `P` — pause

**Mobile**

- Left side — virtual joystick

- `DASH` / `POWER` — right-side thumb buttons

- Pause button top-right

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*Content note: suggestive internet humor, thirst-trap energy, zero actual nudity. Keep it cheeky, not trashy.*